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08.06.2025 01:51

Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Do people really have sex with animals?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Drink Energy Drinks Every Day? - Verywell Health
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Six Types Of Dinosaur Eggs Found In One Place - The Daily Galaxy
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do you consider yourself pretty?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
No way
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
What do all Indian parents have in common?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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